Time To Rip Into MTV's Jersey Shore

I know what your thinking, how could MTV's Jersey Shore get any more humorous than it already is. Well It can. Because I feel so strongly about how ridiculously far from reality, and ignorant all eight of these meat heads are, that I've decided to document every last drop of stupidity. Yea thats right, just the stupid stuff, none of this "Guidrama" bull.

So now instead of wasting your time watching the show, you can just let me recap all the highlights for you. And by highlights I mean lots of jagerbombs, fist pumping, hairgel, and knocking biddies out (not cool).

Before we go any further, let me clear the air by saying, I have nothing against any Guidos or Guidettes (Italians you idiot). Infact, I find their culture to be fascinating. Unfortunately, all eight douchebags on MTV's Jersey Shore don't have a clue of their history, let alone how to spell the word herritage, or guido for that matter. So without further ado...

Let the fist pumping begin!